Catfish with a Peanut Put Inside of It

By JP Perumba de Puthenveetil

There is a lot going on here so pay attention. The first thing you gotta find is a catfish. Catfish come in all kinds of shapes and sizes. Big, medium, rhombus. THOSE ARE THE ONLY THREE KINDS.

You can find catfish in any local dispensary but I prefer to get mine the old fashioned way. Using wizard magic to turn all the squirrels in my neighborhood into the fish. It’s a common misconception that catfish are related to cats. Nope, its squirrels.

Ok so now that you’ve got your catfish, go ahead and Google “how to make catfish,” and click on whatever you feel best suits your needs.

Now onto the peanuts. Where do you find these mysterious clams of the trees? Well I have my own secret peanuts hidden away, but you can’t have any of those. There are other non-secret areas to find peanuts though. I hear that actor Patrick Dempsey usually carries around a crate of peanuts with him. Find him.

Now that you’ve got your ingredients, its time for the true test of skill. Putting the peanut inside of the catfish.

All you gotta do is put the peanut inside the catfish.

Now you’ve got a great meal that you can eat whenever you want because catfish with a peanut in it never goes bad. Peanuts make you immortal.

Have a great cooking time.